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SUNTAN LOTION
2 oz. salt-free mayonnaise
2 oz. black tea (brewed very dark)
Juice of 1 lemon
5 (400 IU each) vitamin E capsules
Mix mayonnaise, tea and lemon juice in a blender. Pour into a storage
container and squeeze contents of vitamin E capsules into it. Keep
refrigerated no longer than 1 week.