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POOPS




Snowman Poop

Use mini white marshmallows, popcorn, or white Tic-Tac mints

I hear you've been naughty,

So listen, here's the scoop...

I'm running short on coal this year,

So you get Snowman Poop.

Love, Santa

Reindeer Poop

Use chocolate covered raisins or similar looking candy.

I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call...

"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"

I ran to the lawn, and in the snowy white drifts,

Those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".

I got an old shovel and started to scoop

Neat little piles of "reindeer poop".

But to throw them away seemed such a waste,

So I saved them, thinking you might like a taste!

As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,

Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.

And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky ~

"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"

Turkey Poop

You invited me to dinner with your family and your friends.

You didn't say I was the main dish.

For me it was "THE END!"

You frightened me so badly

I knew I had been duped!

So I left you with my calling card:

This bag of Turkey Poop!

Place a handful of coffee beans or chocolate-covered coffee beans in a small baggie and add the poem.

Moo Poo

From all of us cows to all of you,

A reminder is now way overdue.

You seem to forget when Christmas draws near,

That we're every bit as important as Santa's reindeer.

Why, if it weren't for us you'd have no dream,

Of butter, milk, or even ice cream!

So consider this, we have good reason

We cows, too celebrate the Christmas season.

So here's a fitting gift , from all of us to you,

All you're getting this year is a bunch of moo poo!

Moooey Christmas from The Cows take some beans and paint them black and white

Elf Poop

The elves were so sick they couldn't make toys

And Santa had to fill all those stockings.

He gathered the ony thing the elves could make -

And added all the Elves droppings.

Place red and green M&Ms in a baggie













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